is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"